Did you just train your dog to take off swimsuits?

Ever heard of king Tut's faithful servant, king Mutt?

Those sneaky pets are not trustworthy. Beware.

What? I'm not that fat, stop making up numbers!

You think this is funny? Get those stupid gloves off me now!

I only hope that diaper is a clean one.

Keep an eye on your little friends for a while, will you?

I'll just wait here.

That's what you get for not feeding me properly!

What do you mean I can't own a lion? Oh well, better find a way around this.