What a poor job this was. Text is totally on point! Can confirm.

That's actually pretty good advertising. Wondering if they placed the sign already leaning or changed the message afterwards.

Clearly a fake photo since he is using a metal spoon. Who has money for that?

Didn't have any money left for a proper faucet. Luckily, my husband is a carpenter who loves putting together dumb stuff.

Who needs proper protection goggles when you have duct tape?

I'm not a mathematician, but I can see how this shape would be very helpful for increasing your score. And also destroy your gameplay in the process.

Didn't have any fancy ice cube boxes so I kind of used this egg box. Hope you don't mind.

You come, you eat, you go home.

Clearly these pillows were chosen by my wife.

You might want to check your packaging before filling 3 shelves full of deadly messages.