I always wanted to feel so comfortable while riding my bike. No chair is too comfy for me!

Hey, it works so please stop complaining. Oh, your bike is no longer usable, unless you ride it using your left leg.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the true origin of Mortal Kombat. It definitely came from Scandinavia, as proven by George Constanza.

I'm wondering what happens if they crash and they need to get out quickly. Yup, definitely a redneck.

That's odd, I always thought that that's how I get to the interesting part of the conversation, which never came after doing this.

What a poor job this was. Text is totally on point! Can confirm.

That's actually pretty good advertising. Wondering if they placed the sign already leaning or changed the message afterwards.

Clearly a fake photo since he is using a metal spoon. Who has money for that?

Didn't have any money left for a proper faucet. Luckily, my husband is a carpenter who loves putting together dumb stuff.

Who needs proper protection goggles when you have duct tape?