I don't know what this dog is taking and how much he lifts, but I surely want to get into his program. Wait a second. Nevermind.

That feeling when you wanted to get out of a commitment but your conversation partner found a solution.

I am quite creative in my home renovation ideas. Follow me on Instagram for more!

I have a mark on my body for every mosquito that took a bite. That's how hardcore I am.

So I bought all these books to help me teach myself how to fix the furniture.

I always wanted to feel so comfortable while riding my bike. No chair is too comfy for me!

Hey, it works so please stop complaining. Oh, your bike is no longer usable, unless you ride it using your left leg.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the true origin of Mortal Kombat. It definitely came from Scandinavia, as proven by George Constanza.

I'm wondering what happens if they crash and they need to get out quickly. Yup, definitely a redneck.

That's odd, I always thought that that's how I get to the interesting part of the conversation, which never came after doing this.