These leggings look great with the local store's floor. Makes me look skinny.

Just because you can do it, it doesn't mean you should put together a dozen different car bodies together. On the flip side, at least you kept the same color.

We simply cannot make up our minds. We could have a huge sale. Or not. To be decided later.

Don't worry, this is rusted by design. Once rusted, you cannot rust anymore, correct?

I agree that there are languages where you read from right to left, but from bottom to the top?

When advertising your crack-free cement, make sure you crack-proof the billboard too.

And this is how I started snacking in front of the little people running around the house.

Tread carefully when you run across a silent woman. She's not thinking in silence.

The bad part about these tshirts are that they require you to keep your position.

This looks like a plot for an action-hero movie waiting to unfold.