DJ, spin that umm.... wheel?

Hi there, I'll just sit here taking a dump while you wash your hands.

One easy way to get your six pack.

Stop looking for motives or causes. Just deal with it.

It's probably easier to just wait until spring.

Is he really peeing? What else would produce that water stream?

Yes he did, twice even.

I want to see you naked, but be naked below your belt.

I took the snowman for a ride. Hope he manages to hang on until I get back home.

Happy birthday, James. Sorry about that little cake accident, it was a misspelling.