Good luck paddling to get home.

The machine is powerd off for almost 3 hours. We kept telling him to go home, but he is not responding to anything we say.

We are all sinners, let's photobomb this guy!

Facebook and its retarded memebers without a common sense of logic.

The people who made this are pretty sexist.

Any girl that picks tickets to the world series instead of an engagement ring is the one.

I wanted a chair to sit on so I bought one.

So how many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? I bet you weren't expecting this number, were you?

My girlfriend is waiting for you and I cannot please her.

Let's have a good look at that ass. Errr... what I meant to say wash ladies first!