Stacking never gets old. Now go find your own friend that always passes out first.

Ever wondered how to get to those intelligent suggestions? You might want to rephrase your search.

I know that I stole your purse but let's just give it a try. You might like me and I might also buy you the tampons back.

Facebook is full of idiots that ask for pass keys.

Meat in the shape of pacman for the pacman burger. What will they think of next?

At least my back legs have wheels. What's your costume like?

I used to believe that they are respectful but now I think they are all douchebags.

I ain't got much time. I only need to tell this girl that I'm out of the picture.

So much cocaine in winter. I love it so much.

You are not an infidel? Then out with you!