The world of men is a harsh place. Just imagine what they have to put up with in the bathroom.

Next Halloween I'm the bong and the rest of you can just smoke me.

Did you notice the small A in the a-Team?

Thanks for your tiny effort of wishing me a happy birthday on Facebook.

So if everything that can happen happened, then why is it fiction?

Good luck explaining this to the officer who stopped you.

We're a little overcrowded but we can squeeze you in. It's totally safe, trust us.

I look like Wolverine, don't I?

We only have eyes for married men. We love giving them orders and we know they are used to it.

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