Hate to break it to you, but your kid really sucks at water slides.

And that's why we stay so long in the toilet. Someone eventually will give up.

Excuse me, where can I find a bible in this bookstore?

Don't I look just gorgeous?

For bored people here is the perfect activity. Break glass and sweep up broken glass.

All Batman ever wanted was to see his parents one more time.

Rock on, but please also stop crossing the road while you do it.

An interesting thought for those who choose to be good just because they expect an award.

Would you ever eat noodles from a cigarette pack or use smokes from a can?

Did you pick a side for today or we'll just use the usual one?