Sir, I will not partake in your modern tasteless working conditions. I shall make my cubicle the way I want.

Nowadays anybody can be a modern artist. Just throw something on a canvas and call it modern art.

Nobody really means to insult or to compliment other people.

Bear Grills would rather drink own piss then drink domestic beer.

They said we cannot order if we're not in a car. Any problems now?

If only 50 cent had a twin brother.

My cab driver is also working as a pornstar.

Be like my own sun in my life. Stay the hell away from me!

For all the noobs behind the wheel: red means you have to stop the car.

The end of the world is a potato. This is solid logic. Can't argue with that.