Hipsters are a unique species. They should not be fed by inexperienced tourists.

Rubik's cube is too complicated for us. We'll just settle for the pink cube.

Why pay money when you can build one yourself using household items?

One downside to keeping every window perfectly clean.

Let me do you apart. That's exactly what you were told at your wedding.

Planning on sleeping at school? Think twice before doing that or you might end up stuck to your desk.

No shit, I would have never guessed it was closed.

Sleep is a state in which people without internet connections enter each night throughout their entire lifetime.

At your age the ATM is your only chance to grab her attention.

Nobody is going to move this remote until I get home and watch the game.