Do we need to hire a plumber or will the guys with the tiles help us out?

This bipolar thing is so awful since it's awesome.

Welmoce is actually a really nice place, right?

This doesn't even look like a new job so I have to ask: did that toilet remain completely unused?

Rather than explain to someone why you couldn't wipe, just show them this photo. They'll understand.

I understand that it works, but why? Also, what's with all the wood INSIDE the bathroom? Isn't this a place where things get easily wet?

We needed just a bit more space in our kitchen so we decided to mount this right in the middle.

This sign is hilarious, at least that's what my dog thinks about it.

Oh, how far along are you? What do you mean 2 pizzas?

Why would you take the extra time do design the interior decoration is you just hack together a lightbulb completely off center?