We have minimum qualifications and we probably have minimum wages as well.

We'll simply place this in the middle. It won't annoy anyone.

Make sure you shit... err... kindly seat yourself when using our bathroom. We wouldn't want various things ending up in random places, would we?

This title really hits home. I'll be sure to keep this location bookmarked for when I'll eventually get some regerts in my life.

And here is where the children that were bad were sent to play.

Do we need to hire a plumber or will the guys with the tiles help us out?

This bipolar thing is so awful since it's awesome.

Welmoce is actually a really nice place, right?

This doesn't even look like a new job so I have to ask: did that toilet remain completely unused?

Rather than explain to someone why you couldn't wipe, just show them this photo. They'll understand.