I understand that it works, but why? Also, what's with all the wood INSIDE the bathroom? Isn't this a place where things get easily wet?

We needed just a bit more space in our kitchen so we decided to mount this right in the middle.

This sign is hilarious, at least that's what my dog thinks about it.

Oh, how far along are you? What do you mean 2 pizzas?

Why would you take the extra time do design the interior decoration is you just hack together a lightbulb completely off center?

We all know why this car ended up rolled over. It was meant to be.

Probably Scooby Doo would run if he ever saw this Mistery Machine on steroids.

This damn frame takes almost all the available space. Was it that important to be able to open this window to begin with?

Looks like this car is already ready to be sold. That's some quick business decision.

That's a great pickup line. I need to start using it so I can keep being forever alone.