Stop, stop, please stop! It ain't worth it. You're on probation, son, please think about it!

You heard what the kitty said, dance for her, human! Cats nowadays... they just can't shut up..

Be careful! Caution! Ants are working. Try not to disturb them and just get away...

Greetings people! If you want to order, I recommend you the soup of the day - Whiskey!

Hahahahah. I bet you weren't expecting this one. Now, this is... yup, you've guessed. The Women Drivers' Annual Meeting!

Let the game begin. There you go, men know nothing about women... But... is it really true?

I asked my wife the same thing, didn't eat for a week. Do I look like I am made out of money?!

Some people desperately need a pat on the back, oh that's so true... Haha!

I see food, I eat it. Seems legit, nothing too complicated. So... Anybody for the Seafood Diet too?

Bruce, you are drunk! Let's get you home, try falling asleep please!