Hey cat, how are you? I want to have some fun... 3, 2, 1. I'm going to boop your head, HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Buddha was right... Wisdom! Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Well.. It's true, alcohol doesn't solve any of your problems... But neither milk!

Don't worry... There is plenty of fish in the sea.. Arghhh, too bad for me, I suck at fishing. Mmmm...NOT! HAHAHAH

Hmm.. Is it okay as a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? Haaaaaa.

Thor and Hipsthor, mindblow! I bet you weren't expecting this one. Hipsthoooorrrr!

Honey, what's the cat doing in the kitchen? What you should be doing honey, what you should be doing!

It looks.. suspicious. Animal hospital and Chinese chef, hmm... Something might be wrong!

This mermaid guy has a great sense of humour hahah. Nice try dude, nice try!

Man.. Chinese people really look the same, all of them. In fact, we look exact the same for the Chinese. Inception.