There are 3 kinds of people on the Earth. Those who are good at maths, and those who aren't. Hmm.. NO REALLY?

My lifestory and wine. Wine and my lifestory. My wine and my lifestory. Wineception.

Now, there's a huge difference between expectation and reality. Smiling at the camera is a good example, see?

I beg to differ with your opinion. You need a bigger sink, not a smaller cat. Got it?

Hello sir. I was wondering if you have considered letting dog into your life. Have you?

Now this is one awesome scooter. Imagine a grandma driving this thing, hahahahahah. EPIC!

Great advertising. Every lion uses Head 'n' Shoulders, shampoo! The Lion Association are very proud.

They see Hamsy rollin', they hatin'. Hahahahah, good job hamster! Just do your thing!

Shut up, don't bother me!!! I'm trying to remember what was plan B.

Come on.. I know what happened, stop telling me what to do. I don't have a hangover, it's wine flu!