Hello sir. I was wondering if you have considered letting dog into your life. Have you?

Now this is one awesome scooter. Imagine a grandma driving this thing, hahahahahah. EPIC!

Great advertising. Every lion uses Head 'n' Shoulders, shampoo! The Lion Association are very proud.

They see Hamsy rollin', they hatin'. Hahahahah, good job hamster! Just do your thing!

Shut up, don't bother me!!! I'm trying to remember what was plan B.

Come on.. I know what happened, stop telling me what to do. I don't have a hangover, it's wine flu!

Hey cat, how are you? I want to have some fun... 3, 2, 1. I'm going to boop your head, HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Buddha was right... Wisdom! Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Well.. It's true, alcohol doesn't solve any of your problems... But neither milk!

Don't worry... There is plenty of fish in the sea.. Arghhh, too bad for me, I suck at fishing. Mmmm...NOT! HAHAHAH