Be careful.. Ronald knows when you're eating from Burger King! Seriously, be careful!

AUTCH! I bet that hurt... So.. you weren't expecting that ball coming so fast.. I know.

I am Clint Eastwood. Who's this Chuck I've been hearing lately? Bring him to me.

Indeed, we've all been there, we know this... So true, after a break-up.... WOW!

I bet you weren't expecting this one coming. Hahahah, yeah, I know, really nice bear!

Wow.... Her mother told her to get off Facebook 30 mins ago.. Yet, she's still on. Wow... That's very hardcore!

So... how did you come out of the closet? Oh... really... like a diva? Well-played, you'll get a lot of friendzones with this one.

Ever seen Lil Wayne's car? No? There you go.... hahahah.

Well... I think that's not he meant by burning calories... You're doing it totally wrong, pal!

Come at me ese, you want to get in trouble? Then come at me ese, you'll get all the trouble you need!