I bet you weren't expecting this one coming. Hahahah, yeah, I know, really nice bear!

Wow.... Her mother told her to get off Facebook 30 mins ago.. Yet, she's still on. Wow... That's very hardcore!

So... how did you come out of the closet? Oh... really... like a diva? Well-played, you'll get a lot of friendzones with this one.

Ever seen Lil Wayne's car? No? There you go.... hahahah.

Well... I think that's not he meant by burning calories... You're doing it totally wrong, pal!

Come at me ese, you want to get in trouble? Then come at me ese, you'll get all the trouble you need!

The difference between dogs and cats... Oh yes, you know it's true, probably you can't accept it but it's true...

Oh... so you've got offended by a post on the internet.. You defintely must be new here... Welcome!

Keep it down over there! I am on the phone, be quiet please!

Today is the "take your son to work" day. Well, Luke, he's your father... you know..