Oh... poor guy, love really hurts. I bet it hurt him a lot. P.S.: The tattoos might be a problem, that's why you broke up in the first place.

Hahah, see this dog? He doesn't barks at night, but when he does, it's for no reason.

This dog is awesome, he's the king of dogs. He's living the dog dream, as you can see.

SCAR.... BROTHERRRRR!!!! HELP ME! I said, NOW!

Yep, I know you didn't thought of this. Dieting is hard for dogs too.

Listen to Daffy, he knows what he's talking about. Trust me. You'll notice a lot of your peers have idiotitis.

Stupid birds... They won't notice me.. HAHAHAH, I AM GOING TO EAT! Hmm... my friend, you aren't going to win this time.

So, Kitty, how do you like your new outfit? Wait 'till I get my claws on my owner... JUST WAIT AND SEE!

Welcome to the living room, tonight's special guest is... Mr. Cat; Mr. Cat will have a concert tonight... Yeah, sure.

Hahahahah. That's really funny. These tattoos are really awesome and cool!