It was like that when I came here. Got any problems with my explanation? Do tell.

This is defintely a 'must do', and one of the most awesome pranks ever hahahahah! GOOD JOB DUMBLEDORE!

I may love buying stuff.. But I ain't buying your bullshit. TOUCHE!

Panda bear became panda cat. Nice animal, hahaha.

Darth Vader loves Guinness beer. In fact, it's his beer. Got it?

You might've ate a tomato, but you've never tasted the ducktato. Word!

Hmm... Am I supposed to act my age? No really... WHY!?

Hmm... Plastic surgery for ducks. Expected this one? I don't think so.

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could manage their stupidity. WORD!

Oh, hello kitty, how may I help you? Hello Sir, give me a kilogram of Whiskas please.