Hmm... Am I supposed to act my age? No really... WHY!?

Hmm... Plastic surgery for ducks. Expected this one? I don't think so.

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could manage their stupidity. WORD!

Oh, hello kitty, how may I help you? Hello Sir, give me a kilogram of Whiskas please.

Well, pardon me officer. I really thought that you wanted to race...

It's really hot when your dog starts to melt... Now that's what HOT means.

Spiderman is amazing tooooooo, come on!!! Don't cry Peter, don't cry!

Can... I... marry... food? That would be really awesome...

Hi owner! I took out the garbage... is it okay? Or am I doing it wrong...?

Oh no... She's coming in the room. Don't look, scary part!!!