I wouldn't choose that haircut, but indeed, really awesome, stylish. Don't consider getting employed though. Hahhahaha

Oh... one of my spots just fell off. Nothing to worry, hope to keep the rest of my spots on me.

Now that's a great story pal, great story. I'd stop drinking if I were you, but who am I to judge?

Ah man... Someone released the Kraken again.... Who let the Kraken out? WHO WHO WHO?

Learn how to be a panda in a few simple steps. hahahahah, easy!

I don't always walk outside in chain but when I do, I get stuck in everything.

Well... the Global Warming came... Several years after... Rose, where are you? Where's the Titanic? Hahahahah.

It's really hot in Texas. Look, they've installed fans outside... Hmm... Don't think so hahahah.

He just got here and he's already awesome. Now that's a great way to start your life. Good job kid, good job parents!

Awesome feeling when listening to a story and knowing when the one who tells the story lies. Really cool.