Two dogs... Hahahahah, these faces... Brother in arms.

I can't stop trying to imagine what the owner of this car looks like. Hmmm... AUTCH.

Dog caught on tape... Hahahahah, the 143th time is luck. Well, you're not lucky.

Hmm... extremely good ninja skills. This cat has the precise skills of a ninja. Good, good.

I wouldn't choose that haircut, but indeed, really awesome, stylish. Don't consider getting employed though. Hahhahaha

Oh... one of my spots just fell off. Nothing to worry, hope to keep the rest of my spots on me.

Now that's a great story pal, great story. I'd stop drinking if I were you, but who am I to judge?

Ah man... Someone released the Kraken again.... Who let the Kraken out? WHO WHO WHO?

Learn how to be a panda in a few simple steps. hahahahah, easy!

I don't always walk outside in chain but when I do, I get stuck in everything.