I have a six pack, but.. they're shy, the six pack is hiding under my fat.

Yep, that's one hardcore thing to do. I'm sure the birds are really scared. Sure.

This dog always wanted to be a fireman... I mean, firedog. Looks like he's training hard.

He begs you to throw the toy for him. But afterwards, he puts up a fight if you try to get the toy from him.

I cannot bear this heat... You know that... It's impawsible!

So... They caught me, and here I am. What are you in for? Mr. Lamp?

Take us a picture! Family photo, yaaaay! Funny, but also creepy... HMM.

That's the truth about cockroaches, you know when you see it. God forbid.

True words! We are all mature until someone brings out bubble wrap...

This dog had enough, he can stand no more! Have a good day, sir!