Every fat body has a story.... So touching... HAHA, SURE.
After years of researches... We finally found who let the dogs out! HAHAHAHAH
If anyone knows where can I find the one who wrote this? I want to send him a beer. Hahahahah, genius!
It may seem too harsh, but it's true. You know that. HAHAHAH, PLAY ON!
I have a six pack, but.. they're shy, the six pack is hiding under my fat.
He begs you to throw the toy for him. But afterwards, he puts up a fight if you try to get the toy from him.
I cannot bear this heat... You know that... It's impawsible!
So... They caught me, and here I am. What are you in for? Mr. Lamp?