Every fat body has a story.... So touching... HAHA, SURE.

After years of researches... We finally found who let the dogs out! HAHAHAHAH

If anyone knows where can I find the one who wrote this? I want to send him a beer. Hahahahah, genius!

It may seem too harsh, but it's true. You know that. HAHAHAH, PLAY ON!

I have a six pack, but.. they're shy, the six pack is hiding under my fat.

Yep, that's one hardcore thing to do. I'm sure the birds are really scared. Sure.

This dog always wanted to be a fireman... I mean, firedog. Looks like he's training hard.

He begs you to throw the toy for him. But afterwards, he puts up a fight if you try to get the toy from him.

I cannot bear this heat... You know that... It's impawsible!

So... They caught me, and here I am. What are you in for? Mr. Lamp?