Trying to grow my own cactus and this is what he looks like.

These are definitely cherries and do not resemble anything else. Repeat after me.

Those damn neon lights always have a way to malfunction in a specific way...

Those doors look pretty safe but I have a lot of reservations about that hood that sticks out, exposed and all.

How can you tell when ducks are tired? They rest... on a tire!

Christmas is the time to get grumpy. Jingle bells all the way!

Is it the lucky day for the local windows shop? Who else gets lucky like this?

Watch out for the drunks crossing the street.

Ma'am, this is for your own good, you need to take these off, right now.

It’s not that people are constantly wrong, it’s that stupid people have a bigger audience.