Christmas is the time to get grumpy. Jingle bells all the way!

Is it the lucky day for the local windows shop? Who else gets lucky like this?

Watch out for the drunks crossing the street.

Ma'am, this is for your own good, you need to take these off, right now.

It’s not that people are constantly wrong, it’s that stupid people have a bigger audience.

That price is soooo dammmmn. I'll take two!

I'm confused. Am I supposed to do something? Am I supposed not to do something? I guess I'll simply stand here on these rails with my hands raised and contemplate the meaning of this sign.

That's some good advertising!

This looks like an awesome game to play!

Restrooms are only available after calling the police. Certainly there's someone in the department that loves answering these kind of requests.