Well.. if you're hungry, this bag of chips won't help you very much, that's for sure.

Well played, good way of blind flirting. Hahahahh, gotta try this one!

Just a cat taking a photo of this nice couple. HUH!?

Try combining these 2 stars and... voila!

Sure, I'll be ready in 5 minutes... Exactly like "I'll be home in 5 minutes". Sure, sure...

Well.. there are a lot of athlete superheroes but.. Usain Bolt for the win!

Hmm... what are the ingredients? I hope there aren't a lot of calories.

Now that's what I call cat swag. You're great kitty!

Give a man a gun and he can rob the bank. Give a man the bank and he can rob the World. Good one!

I really want to donate a beer to the guy who wrote this, no, really, really, really! GOOD JOB DUDE WHEREVER YOU ARE!