I lick my owners but they never lick me back. Aughh..

If he'd sell all of these... He'd get a lotta money, just imagine!

Based on my calculations.. I can retire after I'm dead... mmm... In 5 years after I'm dead. Yeah, wrong, soooo wrong.

If it's so great outside, why are all the bugs trying to get inside my house? No, really!?

If you were the younger brother, you'll get this. Also, if you were the big brother, you'll also get this.

This one is the result of a cat and a leopard. Yeah, I know it's cool.

Well.. if you're hungry, this bag of chips won't help you very much, that's for sure.

Well played, good way of blind flirting. Hahahahh, gotta try this one!

Just a cat taking a photo of this nice couple. HUH!?

Try combining these 2 stars and... voila!