Ugly people, you're welcome, with love - alcohol. We saved you and your faces!

This relationship will last longer than other relationships. I'm in a relationship with food, we're really good.

It's time to change! Yeeehaaa. I changed into a koala!

Great t-shirt, really great. It's obviously authenthic.

This cat isn't quite fond of playing pool.

I really have no idea of what I am doing. I am playing poker, but still, not a clue.

Hi Mrs. Bird, I am from the Government, I came here to help you!

Divorced, my wife took half of my car. Too bad..

It looks like... Ron Weasley was here.. AUTCH!

Beware, this dog is twice as dangerous, twice as bad! WATCH OUT, A KNIFE!