That moment when someone that has no mutual friends with you is giving you a friend request. WHO ARE YOU? HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
OH NOOOOOOO! You'd better start running, the vacuum is coming!
In case of complaints, push the button. With love, the managers. Now that's what I call being cool.
Well... when I was your age... there were only a few genders. Nowadays, cheese can actually be your gender, not your food.
Walking on hot coal is really impressive. But walking on lego toys is... IMPOSSIBLE!
Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running really fast.
It's clear... There was a bar fight last night. It seems like someone won.
Yeah, it's a thin line between being lazy and being stupid. Indeed.
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