Well... when I was your age... there were only a few genders. Nowadays, cheese can actually be your gender, not your food.

Walking on hot coal is really impressive. But walking on lego toys is... IMPOSSIBLE!

Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running really fast.

It's clear... There was a bar fight last night. It seems like someone won.

Yeah, it's a thin line between being lazy and being stupid. Indeed.

I am giving you THE FACE. Now YOU give me, MY food!

Hahahahah, now that's smart sarcasm. Good job!

Oh hey, don't mind me. I am just testing the auto-focus.

Indeed, that's the best sleeping bag ever. Hahah, very fine.

Yes, I am ready for winter, why are you asking me?