I always lived my life exactly like I wanted to. So... I do what I want, anytime, anywhere!

Yeah granny, I know, lotta buttons! Let me help you with the remote!

Drink coffee to get energy to drink more coffee. Unbelieveable!

Okay, that huge hamburger and a diet soda please!

Heeey, stop it. Don't look at me, I can't do any tricks.

The legendary... the one and only... the unique... the... dragon with a girl tattoo. Autch.

Hah, look at that, what a coincidence! She's in the mood for a box of wine.

I can chase my tail but I really like to chase your tail better!

Do you want to date with me? Choose from the options.

Arghhhh, I'm tired of this! You're both nuts!