Yeah, anyone noticed this about the & symbol? It really does look like a man rubbing his butt on the floor, hahahahah.

Heeeey! You aren't my real father! You're a step ladder!

I was jumping but then.. suddenly, I fell asleep.

Yeah... That's wisdom.. Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it. TRUE!

It could be true, seals could be just dog mermaids. Interesting, interesting!

This is a dictionary, it translates every letter to doctor letters. Hahah, I know it's cool!

Waaaatch outtttt, a flying caaaar! ARGHHH!

Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. He died... Thanks for everything, Armstrong! RIP.

Okay... No more Hope, no more Cash and no Jobs. Please, don't die!

I bet you want to do this right now, right? I must admit it, great idea, I wouldn't thought of it.