I am great in bed... just, absolutely great! I sleep a lot! HAHAH

If you put it this way, the glass is always full. Hahah, true!

They did you what!??! THEY CUTTED WHAT?

Well.. that's another way of putting it. Easier than applying sunscreen is... not going out.

Yeah, anyone noticed this about the & symbol? It really does look like a man rubbing his butt on the floor, hahahahah.

Heeeey! You aren't my real father! You're a step ladder!

I was jumping but then.. suddenly, I fell asleep.

Yeah... That's wisdom.. Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it. TRUE!

It could be true, seals could be just dog mermaids. Interesting, interesting!

This is a dictionary, it translates every letter to doctor letters. Hahah, I know it's cool!