Hello Luke... Umm... I am your father?! Hahah!
I really, really, really cannot unsee this. I can't ever forget that I saw this. WTF?!?! PACMAN, IS THAT YOU?!
Not sure if I am depressed or just grown up. Autch... CORRECT!
That's the reality, folks! That's the difference between men and women. I LOVE IT! HAHAHA
Of course officer, it's safe and legal to do that kind of stuff. Please, proceed!
Oh, nice haircut. Umm, I guess I'll sleep here. Nite-nite!
This guy just took his pig outside for a nice walk. Cute. Did I mention, WTF?!
Hello, yes, this is dog speaking. How may I help you?