I think he wanted to be cooler than Ferrari. Obviously, fail.

Hello Luke... Umm... I am your father?! Hahah!

I really, really, really cannot unsee this. I can't ever forget that I saw this. WTF?!?! PACMAN, IS THAT YOU?!

Not sure if I am depressed or just grown up. Autch... CORRECT!

That's the reality, folks! That's the difference between men and women. I LOVE IT! HAHAHA

Of course officer, it's safe and legal to do that kind of stuff. Please, proceed!

No matter what season it is, internet always wins!

Oh, nice haircut. Umm, I guess I'll sleep here. Nite-nite!

This guy just took his pig outside for a nice walk. Cute. Did I mention, WTF?!

Hello, yes, this is dog speaking. How may I help you?