Everybody loves fart jokes. Of course we do!

It's not considered drinking alone if the dog is home. Seems legit.

Money... Yeah, that's just awesome. At least he wanted to return the rubber band.

That dumb new neighbour parked in my place so I had to park somewhere... right?

Please be patient... Friday is loading. Friday loaded. GREAT!

One of the finest tattoes I've seen. Nicely done, nicely done!

I really doubt it. It can't be just me... COME ON MAN!

The difference between liON and liOFF. There you go!

Well... answer the bird, c'mon haha. Why so serious?

I've been expecting a giant hamburger but... nope. FAIL!