When I looked back, there was no one, he was gone.

This cat is really indifferent to his suffering.

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

I really have no idea what happened. I was just sitting right here, then... booom!

Hahahah, don't move... unless you prepare to kill what's underneath it.

They mean so much. Specially when you get it all wrong... Autch.

Frosty got caught picking his nose. On a private property. HUH...

It's a trap, arghhhhh, don't go in there!

I mena, I guess you saw that. She really really really likes to read.

The right way of proposing. Proposing her like a boss.