Okay, now that's quite a mindblow... WOAH!

I do the ouchy-bleedy, you won't really like it, I assure you.

Hihihihi, you silly. Hihihihi, you are sooooo silly, soo so so silly.

I guess the dog was quite happy after all.

Funny, though it's sad that a lot of people have brain farts. UGH.

I must admit it, this is quite brilliant. Anti-theft system, works, definitely works.

Trespassers will be eaten by zombies. WATCH OUT!

Oh no... this is definitely not my cat. No, no.

If I trust the bank with my money, why aren't they trusting me with their pens? HUH?

Don't worry, keep calm, diet starts next week. Well, I hope so.