Well ain't that really cute? Two friends, real friends. Hahah, LOVE IT!

That's how thirsty I am when I'm hungover. YEAH.

Oh, call your mother, go on. Just hit Redial. HAHAH

Come on, just stay there and I will take care of you. Don't worry!

Money can't buy me love? Of course it can, I bought a puppy a few days ago!

Falling in love is like seeing the waiter coming with your food. Well, point goes to Galifianakis!

Well, I have to admit it. That's how my clock works. YEAH!

Making an ugly face on camera. The difference is... huge.

Now listen up girl, follow me. I'll explain later. DON'T GOOOO ! HAHAH

Oh, you have a really hardcore haircut. Wait, you have a moustache on your forehead!