Oh, you have a really hardcore haircut. Wait, you have a moustache on your forehead!

Oh, I see, you're a smart guy. BRILLIANT, genius, genius, genius!

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. There, I fixed it!

No time to explain, now get in. I SAID NOW!

I think it's obvious, the cat won. No matter what, women do find a way to win stuff.

I'm lazier than this guy. I mean really, only one color? Okay.

Hi! My name is Terry and I'm a battery. Hiiiiii Teeeeerrrrrrrry!

Arghh.... He just doesn't have enough hats... I mean, come on... Two hats?!

So, on April fool's day you have to be very careful. Double careful. ALWAYS.

Change your Facebook name to 'Nobody' or 'No one'.... 'Nobody' likes your status. YEAAAH, WIN!