I don't want to know what happened last night on my desk, but I do know I want a new one immediately.

I must get out of here.

Does that thing even power on anymore? The battery must be more than a decade old.

Face sitting is the new way to protest against war.

Spiderman is now known to use public restrooms so they're building the necessary infrastructure to accommodate him.

Ever wandered if the black boxes were really there to cover something?

But please don't squeeze these handles.

She finally found out what her breasts were useful for.

Now everybody will know his identity and I can finally come out of the shadows as the hero that Gotham needs.

They finally came up with the USB stick that contains 2 tons of data.