Don't worry, this way consuming alcohol while taking a bath is perfectly safe.

She needs a full McDonald's diet as soon as possible.

Now just bend over, I'll grab your shoulders.

And just what do we have here, young lady? Sniff sniff!

Here's one for the big boys who cannot grab a toothpick pencil.

I don't want to know what happened last night on my desk, but I do know I want a new one immediately.

I must get out of here.

Does that thing even power on anymore? The battery must be more than a decade old.

Face sitting is the new way to protest against war.

Spiderman is now known to use public restrooms so they're building the necessary infrastructure to accommodate him.