At least we found a use for this old guy. Nothing is more stable than a 60 pound TV box.

Be prepared to play hockey. No matter who, no matter when. We are prepared.

Get this new Chinese portable game console. It's almost as good as the latest PSP.

Looks like the bug escaped. We are doomed.

What could be more fun than driving your own banana?

This little guy sure has a huge ego. One day perhaps he will be king.

I really hope they don't break in to use my WiFi.

Just make sure you launch the missiles. Throwing them is strictly forbidden.

And remember to bring beer. Always bring beer no matter what.

The bottom line is: never ask a woman if she is pregnant. It's either obvious or she's just fat.