Why should I pay for those expensive and ridiculous Google Glass glasses when I have all I need here?

Welcome to our office. Enter anytine you want. We are waiting for you on the other side of the wall.

There, now you need to repaint this wall all over again.

Seems that I forgot to clean my car this year.

Finally a decent billboard around the city.

I grant you the distinguished permission to pet me while my master is not around.

Depending on how you spell, search suggestions show who you really are.

Now I can drive around without thinking about gas.

Remember to open the garage door before driving your minivan in there.

I'm never eating microwaved food. If the antichrist is there I might be considered a sinner.