Let go of my hand and just die!

My teacher always said that there is no bad time to read a book.

Let's just get some bamboo tied together and three men for an extension. Now that's proper equipment.

The dog always gets stuck in the yarn.

Remember how everybody said that socks and sandals don't mix? Well now look who's laughing.

Tis guy is such a badass, always breaking the rules.

This certainly isn't going to end well for the guys on the first floor.

This girl is so hot. Too bad the boyfriend needed to take a leak at this exact time.

If it's promounced exactly the same then it's spelled exactly the same, right?

With my new spoiler I can now impress all my friends.