Why pay the extra money to get a new mirror for your car when you have a plank and a shiny metal plate?

Why should you spin the sharpner when you can spin the pencil?

My mom always told me that books will be useful for me later in life. And she was right.

Let's just hope it doesn't catch fire.

This guy surely never heard that they actually manufacture door stops for this problem.

Let go of my hand and just die!

My teacher always said that there is no bad time to read a book.

Let's just get some bamboo tied together and three men for an extension. Now that's proper equipment.

The dog always gets stuck in the yarn.

Remember how everybody said that socks and sandals don't mix? Well now look who's laughing.