You keep using those pepper pots. I don't think they are used the way you think they're used.

Please carry me human, for I have given my last breath on this path.

A bottle of Jack Daniel's will always prove to be invaluable.

Who needs to buy those expensive cooling fans for the laptop when you can just use your wall fan at home?

Well, he does have a point. If your open top doesn't move, you are going to sweat a lot.

Why pay the extra money to get a new mirror for your car when you have a plank and a shiny metal plate?

Why should you spin the sharpner when you can spin the pencil?

My mom always told me that books will be useful for me later in life. And she was right.

Let's just hope it doesn't catch fire.

This guy surely never heard that they actually manufacture door stops for this problem.