Guess this sink is unusable then.

Hey, just what's going on back there?

This always happens when you meet someone new.

At least it is not an ordinary ass biscuit. It is a majestic ass biscuit.

I'll make sure the idiot behind you doesn't do anything stupid. Wait, what?

You keep using those pepper pots. I don't think they are used the way you think they're used.

Please carry me human, for I have given my last breath on this path.

A bottle of Jack Daniel's will always prove to be invaluable.

Who needs to buy those expensive cooling fans for the laptop when you can just use your wall fan at home?

Well, he does have a point. If your open top doesn't move, you are going to sweat a lot.