That bench sure has seen some history.

In case of demons nearby, break glass and throw this water around.

Say hello to my pet. If he doesn't listen to me I'll eat him later.

When Chuck Norris takes a piss, everything bends.

Hello operator, I would like to report a problem with your ATM. There's someone trapped inside.

How drunk can you be if you end up sleeping in a toilet?

Guess this sink is unusable then.

Hey, just what's going on back there?

This always happens when you meet someone new.

At least it is not an ordinary ass biscuit. It is a majestic ass biscuit.