It's no use. Once you see someone do this on the monitor, it's pretty clear who is not the rocket scientist in the room.

We ain't got anymore space in the freezer, so these sinks will have to do for now.

Why should I bother to pour this liquid soap into the dispenser? I'll just stick it on the top.

Just fill that pot hole with some bricks, Jimmy. I heard bricks make excellent road material.

That's it. The city council has decided to split this park. Guess you won't be playing here anymore.

At least we know which one to grab when we're in a hurry.

I found out that the best way to keep all my shoes from smelling is to freeze them. I didn't consider actually washing them, that would take forever.

I guess the best place to put this sewer lid is right here, on the stairs. You know, to be accessible.

We didn't have any markings, so this old paint job will have to do.

I can't wait to go to the beach and feel like I'm staying in a city landfill.