Are you Asian? Fear not, there is a cure for your despicable illness.

The horse was mortified upon hearing the man's intentions.

Welcome to our awesome playground. The new kids must ride the stinky slide first.

What happens when two train conductors can't make up their mind over who has the right of passage.

If you don't mind to go number 2 in public then go right ahead and use the John by that pole.

It's no use. Once you see someone do this on the monitor, it's pretty clear who is not the rocket scientist in the room.

We ain't got anymore space in the freezer, so these sinks will have to do for now.

Why should I bother to pour this liquid soap into the dispenser? I'll just stick it on the top.

Just fill that pot hole with some bricks, Jimmy. I heard bricks make excellent road material.

That's it. The city council has decided to split this park. Guess you won't be playing here anymore.