Sorry, no touchscreen on this one, buddy.

Please sign me in to these drug tests. I am up for it anytime.

Post a picture of your all time favorite dog right on this wall.

Tom decided he had something better in mind so now we need to hire someone else who doesn't suck.

By the looks of this, I'd rather have my house sold fast. Very fast.

Jesus needs a lift. Will you do the christian thing and take him on his journey?

We treat our car washing service extremely serious. Nothing beats our hand jobs.

Unfortunately, he's not your dad. I just had to let that one slip.

We have toilets for people with disabilities but we didn't have any space to build the ramp. That's ok, you can jump with your wheelchair a few steps.

Just trying to recreate the sound in words. You know, whoop whoop...