Please do understand that every item within our store that is also labeled with a 25c price tag, will cost you 25c.

When the wives are driving we all get the same look on our faces. There is no denying it.

Here, have a bite of wasted and broke. It will make you feel much better.

I notice that you are having sex so this just hit me. Why can't I join you guys?

Ah, I see you found my secret notebook. Please help me out by writing down your name on the last page and marking it as done while you're at it.

Sorry, no touchscreen on this one, buddy.

Please sign me in to these drug tests. I am up for it anytime.

Post a picture of your all time favorite dog right on this wall.

Tom decided he had something better in mind so now we need to hire someone else who doesn't suck.

By the looks of this, I'd rather have my house sold fast. Very fast.