If only Noah would have taken the dinosaurs instead of the mosquitoes life would be way more fun today.

This is a good reminder to always take off your socks while staying in the sun all day long.

Don't know why would you bother to tow that boat. Just place it in the car.

Just climb all the way up so you can fall down the stairs.

This place has serious employees at work. Don't want to mess with them.

Please do understand that every item within our store that is also labeled with a 25c price tag, will cost you 25c.

When the wives are driving we all get the same look on our faces. There is no denying it.

Here, have a bite of wasted and broke. It will make you feel much better.

I notice that you are having sex so this just hit me. Why can't I join you guys?

Ah, I see you found my secret notebook. Please help me out by writing down your name on the last page and marking it as done while you're at it.