We have to keep this house under surveillance at all times. Have no fear, big brother watches over Orwell.

I would really want to know what happens back there, in the kitchen.

I got to get a dog like this. Just imagine how many hours of walking in the park I would save.

A small danger of taking pics of all the food you eat. At least the iPhone is now extremely tasty.

Those guys surely have WiFi over there.

Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.

You think death is amusing? You may be right in these circumstances.

Sure, I will leave the building. But first, let me take a selfie!

Good thing this elevator was designed to bear a full horse. Otherwise how could I bring my own to the top floor?

Nice camouflage, Carl. Where did you get it from?