Who would have thought that reading all the information would actually help you out?
We have to keep this house under surveillance at all times. Have no fear, big brother watches over Orwell.
A small danger of taking pics of all the food you eat. At least the iPhone is now extremely tasty.
Those guys surely have WiFi over there.
Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.
You think death is amusing? You may be right in these circumstances.
Sure, I will leave the building. But first, let me take a selfie!
Good thing this elevator was designed to bear a full horse. Otherwise how could I bring my own to the top floor?