Hoping that the people killed by this bomb will forgive you always counts.

I'm really sorry for being so sexy... and modest with my appearance.

A sure candidate for the most useless signs of the year.

We can repair almost anywhing except this damn bell door.

Who do you call to pick you up your broken helicopter? Another helicopter!

We care about what our customers have to say, we really do. That's why we installed a new suggestion box.

I wonder how much time you spend to lock and unlock this bike. And do you have a different key for each lock?

At least she is sincere about her true feelings towards you... and your money.

By the time you realize that you are indeed smiling it will be too late.

Doesn't matter what the protest is all about, the free beer is all that counts.