Looks like it shrunk to half its original size.

Grabbing the perfect photo at the very last time he was sleeping peacefully. I'm guessing the water was also cold as hell.

Jesus, please go to aisle 9, Jesus go to aisle 9. There is some leftover water that needs to be made into wine.

The old extinguisher always expired and needed replacement. Luckily, this bottle of water can bee replenished easily and cheaply.

In Venice every exit is a fire exit.

Actually their product is legit and you cannot find anything wrong with this.

You know this is true so stop denying it.

Our beer means nothing for Germans.

Refraction: turning cute girls into monsters since bathtubs were invented.

I just need to finish debugging this file and I'll catch the wave. But first, science.