Hmmm... I think they got it all wrong. That's not playing outside. Or.. it is.

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. You don't impress us this way.

I turn the TV on just for the background noise. That's all folks!

Hey Nemo, look what I got! Interested?

It's nice, they really look great together. They kind of need each other.

Hey, come on! Move over, I can't see! Seriously, please, do move a little!

Your cooking isn't getting any better. Why are you watching this?

We will be back shortly, if we still have a working studio that is.

This time you got busted big time for watching naughty pics at work.

Killing is serious business and can lead to death in some cases.