When you simply have too many friends you must spread the word.

You might want to keep that secret to yourself

One advantage of being handicapped is that you have a reserved parking space. This guy is only in for the parking.

Are you looking at me right now?

By the time you read this you've already read it.

This tshirt is a great way to say "I'm hard to get".

At least the girl is sincere with her feelings towards you.

Or simply say it out loud that you're ugly instead of wearing this tshirt.

If she is asking for it it's not your fault.

If you are going to get your mugshot you better have a great message on your shirt, like this guy.