Well... I guess it's useless to say, but you know the answer. Sometimes alcohol is the answer.

Now that's what I call bad luck. How 'bout that t-shirt of yours?

Yeah yeah yeah, we noticed your T-shirt... well, after all.

Two awesome babies with awesome parents. Copy and Paste... and, they're cops! HAHA

Baby, baby... Beer... HUH?! Oh, well, I've been drinking beers for quite a while, excuse me ladies!

Try religion like the rest of us. No scientific or logic will force us away from our savior.

I was born with big breasts. Is that a crime?

I hate her and I'm probably dead if this picture ends up on the Internet.

Who would ever consider wearing such a tshirt in public?

Good luck finding someone from Salt Lake Utah to wear this.